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Guest Guest
| Subject: twisted wishes Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:01 am | |
| This little game goes like this...someone says "I wish..." whatever. The next person says, ,"Granted however,..." whatever and try to twist the wish using logic and loopholes.. then post a wish..
"I wish for a woman who loves me." Go... |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 20348 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 61 Location : Sheffield, UK
Character sheet Appearance: (5/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (5/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:15 am | |
| Granted, however, she lives in another country and doesn't know you exist. I wish for great wealth ... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:34 am | |
| Granted however it is in the form of cows, chickens, goats and an elephant...which are now in your livingroom. I wish...for world peace. |
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Eustache de Mailley
Posts : 738 Join date : 2009-09-05
Character sheet Appearance: (3/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:50 am | |
| Granted, however, the world population explodes and there is mass global starvation.
I wish for a nice long massage... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:26 am | |
| Granted...however a guy covered with spikes is giving it. I wish there were no lies. |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:26 pm | |
| Granted.. However, people don't have toungues anymore..
I wish for a farm.. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:51 pm | |
| Granted however it is only on Facebook and provides no real food. I wish for a Bachelors Degree from a college. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:14 pm | |
| Granted, however it comes mail order and no one considers it a real degree.
I wish for more wishes. |
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Eustache de Mailley
Posts : 738 Join date : 2009-09-05
Character sheet Appearance: (3/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:22 pm | |
| Granted...however WE grant them and they're all twisted...I wish to be happy. | |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:08 am | |
| Granted, however it's only a five minute period and after that your dog dies.
I wish for Winter to disappear. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:05 am | |
| Granted however it happens at the Spring Equinox, and will come back next year. I wish for power over wind. |
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Eustache de Mailley
Posts : 738 Join date : 2009-09-05
Character sheet Appearance: (3/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:35 am | |
| Granted, however the wind happens to be coming out of your ass....I wish...I had not made a completely tasteless fart joke. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:02 am | |
| Granted, however...only the 4th graders appreciate your very tasteful joke. I wish Jacob got Bella in Twilight Series. |
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Eustache de Mailley
Posts : 738 Join date : 2009-09-05
Character sheet Appearance: (3/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:16 am | |
| Granted...however Bella ends up having a litter of eight puppies and ends up on the cover of all the tabloids. I wish this game didn't take a break on weekends | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:53 am | |
| Granted however this game reffers to life. I wish for unlimited plane trips. |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:27 am | |
| Granted, however they're only Antarktis to Siberia and not back..
I wish everyone else was dead. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:49 pm | |
| granted however this occurs at the end of the world, and you are left alone the last one on earth. I wish to find the remote control for my vcr. |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:12 pm | |
| Granted, however I stole the batteries.
I wish I was drunk | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:27 pm | |
| "Granted however it occurs the last time you were drunk." "I wish for power over time." |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:26 pm | |
| Granted, however time is relative and therefore you can't do anything with it. I wish for sunny weather in Galway... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:04 pm | |
| Granted..however we had to make an earthquake in Chile to shift the Earth's axis minisculy, it should occur in a number of years when we eventually fly into the sun and/or stop the earth on it's axis.
I wish I knew why Lucifer rebelled. |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:33 pm | |
| Granted, however the answer is so boring that you become an atheist and therefore uninterested the minute you learn it. I wish for a good book... | |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:54 pm | |
| Granted, however a twitard got to decide and you got New Moon.
I wish for a better future. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:08 pm | |
| Granted however, it's for me. I wish to to be able to turn into a catman. |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:19 pm | |
| Granted, however you have a bunch of male furry-lovers right on your tail. I wish for a stable internet connection... | |
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